You would kick a puppy XD My history teacher (call him Mr.Deedee XD)makes a point of my friend (let's call her Burger, k?) kicking small animals... And I'm TwilightPrincess of course~ example:
TwilightPrincess: But Mr.Deedee, Adolf Hitler is mental!
Mr. Deedee: Yes, he was slightly mental. *blabbers on about two-front wars*
Burger: Can I go up to the SmartBoard and write that down? Please?
Mr. Deedee: No.
Burger: Come on!
Mr. Deedee: I said no, Burger.
TwilightPrincess: *muffled laughter*
Burger: *glares while saying* You're evil, Mr. Deedee
Mr. Deedee: *glares* Well you kick kittens, Burger!
class: Burger's gonna go and kick kittens!
TwilightPrincess: *laughs while saying* No, Burger doesn't kick kittens!
Mr. Deedee: Fine, then. She kicks puppies.
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Yesterday...
Burger: Bye Mr. Deedee! I'll make sure I kick some kittens when I get home!
Mr. Deedee: I'm sure you will, Burger.
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Mr. Deedee: Burger! You wouldn't do that!
Burger: Yes I would.
Mr. Deedee: Kitten kicker.